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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 05:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Still no good

Then came..

No, not a chance

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

No go.

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

watchOS 26 adds new wrist flick gesture for these Apple Watch models - 9to5Mac

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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