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14.06.2025 05:21

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Still no good
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
No go.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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