What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 12:08

No, not a chance
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read