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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 12:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Loons and Moons

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?